If I don't get a hole-in-one soon, I'm going to shoot somebody with my "laser".
Last night, as Riley and Mason are jumping together on the trampoline (I have been exiled to the steps), and Riley continually tries to roughhouse with his sister:
Riley: :::pushes Mason down, cackles with toddler glee:::
Mason: NO! No, no, no.
Mommy: RILEY! Don't you push your sister!
Riley: Don't push Mason!
Mommy: That's right. No pushing. Also, no hitting and no kicking.
Riley: And no biting!
Mommy: (impressed) Yes, that's right. Don't you bite.
Riley: Or baby will be SO sad.
Mommy: Yes. Also, she will kick your ass. Be warned.
Wouldn't you like to know my favorite song this week? Here it is: