I actually have things going on, people. Real, actual TOPICS to discuss. Stuff, and everything. It could be truly great. But we'll never know, because every time I sit my ass down at this computer, suddenly blogging about all this things and topics and stuff is really not the thing I want to do.
I know. I'm sorry. Why do you even come here anyway?
Ok, ok. Here's something. One week from today, I will rejoin the realm of people who leave their house to go places other than the grocery store and - get this! - earn paychecks for it.