Looks like the Dept. of Useless R & D is up and running:
1. Spider gestation: 90 days. Number of offspring: 60. Excuse me while I go throw up.
2. Yes, Jason Mraz did write "I'm Yours". Perhaps with the royalties from the song, he can buy a dictionary.
3. Yes, I screwed up my Princess Bride trivia, and I should be flogged mercilessly. Yes, I knew Inigo Montoya said the line, but I was certain it was also in the Battle of Wits scene and for whatever reason, preferred to use that one. I even thought about it while i was typing it, and still I was wrong. Thank you, YouTube, for always being around to prove this. I put myself at your mercy.
The Dept. of Useless R & D does take requests, in case you have any burning questions. Also, whoever runs that Dept. may be fired, because hey, don't I have enough to do?