Now my day is complete.

Looks like the Dept. of Useless R & D is up and running:

1. Spider gestation: 90 days. Number of offspring: 60. Excuse me while I go throw up.

2. Yes, Jason Mraz did write "I'm Yours". Perhaps with the royalties from the song, he can buy a dictionary.

3. Yes, I screwed up my Princess Bride trivia, and I should be flogged mercilessly. Yes, I knew Inigo Montoya said the line, but I was certain it was also in the Battle of Wits scene and for whatever reason, preferred to use that one. I even thought about it while i was typing it, and still I was wrong. Thank you, YouTube, for always being around to prove this. I put myself at your mercy.

The Dept. of Useless R & D does take requests, in case you have any burning questions. Also, whoever runs that Dept. may be fired, because hey, don't I have enough to do?

Comments

[Imez]

Maybe he really did say "god forsaken" on purpose. The meaning isn't totally apparent but the best poetry must be concentrated on and maybe he's....

in need of a dictionary. I got nothin'.

[Heidi]

i meant to call you out on the PB trivia, but you beat me to it. (although, anyone who can work Dread Pirate Roberts into an unrelated post should get a free pass.)

[Jill]

Robyn,
are you saying that you do or don't have spiders in your ear? if you think you do, pouring peroxide into your ear will do nothing.