Because sometimes I'm not sure.

 

Here it is - proof that I was once a baby. This is the earliest known photo of me. At least I think it is - that sorta mostly looks like my mom, so I'm led to believe that's me she's feeding. Huh. Maybe this isn't really proof of anything. Maybe I really WAS dropped off here at the age of 4 by benevolent aliens.

Naaaahh. Look how cute my little crossed feet are. That's totally me.