This was taken back in 2002, which in theory was not all that long ago, but in reality was another lifetime. You know what I mean, yes? It's possible that was one of the last times there was polish on my fingernails.
Uh-oh. I feel myself slipping into a bit of a spiral. You know the one, mommies. (Well, unless you're one of those mommies who doesn't look like you've ever given birth. You can just go talk amongst yourselves in the corner.) Quick! What can I do to make it better?!
Ok, crisis narrowly averted. Carry on with your day, and thanks for your concern.